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	<title>Dragon Force Online &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>A legend of it's own.</description>
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		<title>How The Wolf Broke The 3rd Little Pig&#8217;s House Down</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/07/08/how-the-wolf-broke-the-3rd-little-pigs-house-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[3 little pig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kool-aid]]></category>

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		<title>Google and A Dose of Conan O&#8217;Brien</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/05/08/google-and-a-dose-of-conan-obrien/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 22:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty funny.

source: gizmodo.com
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pretty funny.<br />
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<p>source: <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5534204/watch-conan-obriens-hilarious-visit-to-google">gizmodo.com</a></p>
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		<title>Shave Mobile</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/04/28/shave-mobile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[phone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shaver]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Shave Mobile is a device that can make calls and also be your electric shaver. It&#8217;s another lame idea to merge two products into &#8230;]]></description>
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<p>The <a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&#038;prev=_t&#038;hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;layout=1&#038;eotf=1&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fjapan.cnet.com%2Fcolumn%2Fmobileyamane%2Fstory%2F0%2C3800089004%2C20405033-4%2C00.htm&#038;sl=ja&#038;tl=en">Shave Mobile</a> is a device that can make calls and also be your electric shaver. It&#8217;s another lame idea to merge two products into one. Just pop the bottom piece off and it&#8217;ll reveal the blade. Press the button on the side and the phone will start vibrating where you can continue to shave off that 5 o&#8217; clock shadow. Whatever you do, please don&#8217;t shave and talk at the same time. This is an excellent device for Ron.
<p>source: <a href="http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/04/28/shave-mobile-hairy-multitasker/">weirdasianews.com</a> </p>
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		<title>Han is Alive!</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/04/07/han-is-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Automobiles]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[han]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sung kang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tokyo drift]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Somebody tell Vin Diesel aka Dom that Han ain&#8217;t dead. He hosts his own Car Talk show.

source: angryasianman.com
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody tell Vin Diesel aka Dom that Han ain&#8217;t dead. He hosts his own Car Talk show.
<p>[There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. <a href="http://dforce978.com/2010/04/07/han-is-alive/">Visit the blog entry to see the video.]</a>
<p>source: <a href="http://www.angryasianman.com/2010/04/car-talk-with-sung-kang.html">angryasianman.com</a></p>
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		<title>NBA Starts Charging Team For Free Throws</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/04/07/nba-starts-charging-team-for-free-throws/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK—In an effort to increase the league&#8217;s revenue and offset the expensive cost of foul shots, commissioner David Stern announced Monday that the NBA &#8230;]]></description>
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<blockquote><em>NEW YORK—In an effort to increase the league&#8217;s revenue and offset the expensive cost of foul shots, commissioner David Stern announced Monday that the NBA would begin charging teams a $50 fee per free throw attempt. &#8220;We just can&#8217;t afford to keep them free anymore,&#8221; said Stern, adding that not charging for foul shots was causing the NBA to lose $25 million a year. &#8220;We believe this is a fair price. Now, if teams don&#8217;t want to pay the fee they can just take the ball out-of-bounds.&#8221; According to Stern, the NBA will now offer free throw insurance throughout the playoffs, allowing players to reshoot missed attempts for an additional $150.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Now before you start jumping in the air with a hissy-fit, this is from <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/nba-to-start-charging-teams-for-free-throws,17196/">theonion.com</a>. Yes, the very humorous news site i love. Now if this was actually real, Cleveland would be in trouble with Shaq at the line.</p>
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		<title>Gamer Rages</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/03/26/gamer-rages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 02:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m glad i don&#8217;t take gaming this seriously. Check out the source link for all the videos, below are two of &#8216;em.


So lesson here is&#8230;uh &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m glad i don&#8217;t take gaming this seriously. Check out the source link for all the videos, below are two of &#8216;em.
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<p>So lesson here is&#8230;uh get on D but don&#8217;t DC. And if you&#8217;re on welfare don&#8217;t play online games.
<p>source: <a href="http://fluffyspoon.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&#038;task=view&#038;id=42&#038;Itemid=53">fluffyspoon.co.uk</a></p>
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		<title>Japanese Game Show For Pervs</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/03/08/japanese-game-show-for-pervs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:39:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japanese game show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be the first to sign up for this game although i&#8217;d prefer no extra man help.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll be the first to sign up for this game although i&#8217;d prefer no extra man help.
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		<title>Best Fails of 2009</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/03/02/best-fails-of-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[source: funnyordie.com
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<p>source: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dc6d7c3bcc/best-fails-of-2009?rel=player">funnyordie.com</a></p>
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		<title>Top 15 Best &#8220;Hitler Finds Out&#8221; Parody Video</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/02/17/top-15-best-hitler-finds-out-parody-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that old Hitler meme way back? Well someone summed up what&#8217;s suppose to be the best 15. Seriously, i think mines was THE best. &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember that old Hitler meme way back? Well someone summed up what&#8217;s suppose to be the best 15. Seriously, i think <a href="http://dforce978.com/2009/01/20/hitlers-fantasy-football-downfall/">mines was THE best</a>. You can check out the top 15 <a href="http://www.epiccarnival.com/2010/02/15-best-hitler-finds-out-videos-on-web.html">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>These Ski/Snowboard Warnings Are So True</title>
		<link>http://dforce978.com/2010/02/04/these-skisnowboard-warnings-are-so-true/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Riddy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sign]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[View the rest here.
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<p>View the rest <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1800501">here</a>.</p>
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